He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one," the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken," said the farmer.
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
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