One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "Is that when Mommy came to work for us?" http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Marriage/Explaining_Marriage.shtml
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