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5 Jokes Husbands Will Enjoy

1/30/2015

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds, "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 
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1. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

2. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

3. I married Miss Right.  I just didn't know her first name was Always.

4. A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.  In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

5. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

***All these awesome jokes found here.

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